"You're not an alien. I've met them," he replied. "No, you're...I've never met anyone like you. Just how evil are you? On a scale of Lucifer to Monsanto...where do you fall, gypsy?"
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"You're not an alien. I've met them," he replied. "No, you're...I've never met anyone like you. Just how evil are you? On a scale of Lucifer to Monsanto...where do you fall, gypsy?"