"Well, most people do like...tits," John replied, not quite smoothly. His attention was distracted after all, by having to pause, and unconsciously look at the - yep, definitely there - before he finished his sentence. "And people like oddities, too. You must have won 'student most likely to be remembered' at school or something."

He paused, his face relaxing into something close to a genuine (if slightly wolffish) grin for the first time all night. Even if it was mostly around the eyes. "...I could buy you a beer, but I don't wanna be too humdrum, y'know? You might remember me more if I'm the asshole that doesn't treat you to a cheap drink."