"Well, I'm not a psychotherapist or anything, but I don't think it would hurt to break out a little. Get on Grindr or something. Meet some new people. Maybe not the ones who just want sex. Maybe go to okcupid for that. Or, hell, I don't know where kids meat up now. Is there an avocado place in town? Guys your age love avocados, I heard."
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"Well, I'm not a psychotherapist or anything, but I don't think it would hurt to break out a little. Get on Grindr or something. Meet some new people. Maybe not the ones who just want sex. Maybe go to okcupid for that. Or, hell, I don't know where kids meat up now. Is there an avocado place in town? Guys your age love avocados, I heard."