Haunted House GP

[londoncallingmods]

 The house doesn't exist, that's the first thing anyone who might find themselves inside it would want to know. Now, you might ask how one could find themselves inside something that doesn't exist, but you'd honestly be better off asking yourself how you could leave something that doesn't exist. After all, ideas and concepts can't be burnt or broken, and you can't breakdown a door that's not there- Or was there and then decided to be somewhere else for a while...

 

You wake in a house though, a house that doesn't exist. A house that defies the laws of reality. There are corridors that go on for days, rooms full of nightmares, and millions of doors that lead you anywhere but out. Trapped inside with you are dozens of other people, all searching for an exit, or an explanation.

 

Behind every door you'll find your darkest fears, maybe even memories you've tried to forget, or secrets you never wanted to share... 

 

(OTA! Here is your first of two Halloween gps! This one is, of course, set in the haunted house where your pup can run into anything you can dream up! Deadly traps! Spooky monsters! An existential crises! Top level your pups waking up or running into danger, and then go ahead and tag other players! Since this is all magic-y and spooky don't worry too much about time lines and who bumped into who first. Only rule is that your pup can't escape until November 1st! Have fun! Also, because there are two GPs going up this week, both are open to new top levels for two whole weeks! And, of course, you can keep tagging long after that if you want. :D I'll post reminders daily on slack.)

Comments

[hardertohide]

"Um." Dutch was frowning, but she ended up picking up her glass to down the rest of it, then setting it down in front of Q for him to refill it. "You've had an eventful life, haven't you."

[quartermaster_q]

"That's a much more charming way of putting it than I might have," Q replied, toasting her before having another drink.

[hardertohide]

"What about - James, was it?" she asked, rolling up the joint. She licked the skin and closed it up, then dug a lighter out of her skinny jeans. "Any sign he's got a severe mental disorder, or was that just your first boyfriend?"

Gallows humour was her favourite coping method. She took a first, long drag on the joint, then picked up her glass to knock back a little more vodka. It made her think of Jade, who couldn't live without the stuff, and part of her wished he were there, so she could cuddle up to him.

[quartermaster_q]

"James is a destructive, alcoholic lunatic with a licence to kill," Q replied. "I've very good taste in men, you see."

He paused a beat then, toeing off his shoes to put his feet up.

"Despite those things, however, he's a good man. I love him."

[hardertohide]

Dutch wasn't convinced about the good man bit, but she didn't see what that had to do with loving him, either. "Enjoy it while you can, then, yeah?" He had said destructive, after all. She took another hit, then offered it to Q, and leaned back with her glass in her hand. "How long's it been, the two of you?"

[quartermaster_q]

"Over a year now," Q replied, hesitating, then throwing caution to the wind as he took the joint and took a long drag.

[hardertohide]

"That's about the longest I've ever been with someone," Dutch noted absently, and eyed him to see how he took to that first drag. It could be hell on your throat, when you weren't used to it.

[quartermaster_q]

It burned, but Q was very good at not letting it show as he held the smoke in his lungs for a moment, then exhaled- Perhaps not as smoothly as he'd have liked.

"How long has it been?" he asked curiously.

[hardertohide]

"Since what?" she asked, turning back to her vodka now that she was sure he could handle it.

[quartermaster_q]

"Since you were last in a steady relationship," Q replied, offering the joint back.

[hardertohide]

"Define steady," Dutch stated with a laugh, and took the joint, and then a hit, keeping it in for a few seconds before blowing the smoke out as she spoke. "I don't think I've had a steady relationship in my life. But the last time I had a relationship with someone - about a year ago?"

[quartermaster_q]

"What happened?" Q asked. "That is, if you don't mind me asking."

[hardertohide]

"Hmm, I fucked it up," Dutch answered, her eyes unfocused as she thought back to it. "Convinced myself he was going to leave me, and I was a bitch to him until he did."

[quartermaster_q]

"Why would anyone leave you?" Q asked, looking puzzled as he let himself settle into his buzz. "You're very attractive, and you're clever- Clever is important. Clever's rare."

[hardertohide]

"I was very clever about being a bitch to him?" Dutch offered after taking another hit. Obviously not true; there had been nothing clever about the way she'd behaved to him. "Or not." And a week after they were through, she'd shagged his sister in a poor attempt at a revenge fuck. As if he'd been the one hurting her.

No, really, she was everything but clever when it came to relationships.

[quartermaster_q]

"No, I mean- I just mean- You are, despite being a bit vicious with that tongue of yours, a catch," Q replied. "That's all, Dutch. That's all I meant."

[hardertohide]

Dutch eyed him with amusement, then chuckled and patted his arm with the hand holding the joint, careful not to burn him. "Cheers, Q. Here, have more." She, in the meantime, needed more vodka.